Lo: Question, what is the best invention ever?

 

Behold: The Modern Rape Kit, definitely best invention.  The new  kit makes  it possible for anyone to obtain a sterile specimen for clinical and legal assessment.

 

Lo: I remember when the original rape kit was  some random detective asking “did you enjoy it?” and if you replied NO, they knew you were lying.

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Behold: Convincing argument.

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